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I ate a chocolate chip cookie.

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After a long day of work, it will be nice to go for a swim, enjoy the water and the company of several beautiful women.

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As I awoke from my surgery and opened my eyes to fluorescent hospital lights, one of the doctors standing beside my bed shouts "she's awake!"

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See, I might be sad and depressed and suicidal and maybe suffering from other mental illnesses too, but hear this, I at least have friends I can reach out to, when I am down.

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I started the simulation and began killing everyone that had wronged me as a way to cope with my anger.

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Old Wive's Tales #002

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Drunk and horny and missing her so much, I pathetically came all over my wife's grave that night.

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Being blind since birth, I was looking forward to the operation to restore my sight so much.

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I was abused, overworked, and unpaid, but no one showed any remorse.

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You should’ve heard the screams coming from my coworker about the caterpillar on him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I ate a chocolate chip cookie.	96
After a long day of work, it will be nice to go for a swim, enjoy the water and the company of several beautiful women.	96
As I awoke from my surgery and opened my eyes to fluorescent hospital lights, one of the doctors standing beside my bed shouts "she's awake!"	96
See, I might be sad and depressed and suicidal and maybe suffering from other mental illnesses too, but hear this, I at least have friends I can reach out to, when I am down.	96
I started the simulation and began killing everyone that had wronged me as a way to cope with my anger.	96
Old Wive's Tales #002	96
Drunk and horny and missing her so much, I pathetically came all over my wife's grave that night.	96
Being blind since birth, I was looking forward to the operation to restore my sight so much.	96
I was abused, overworked, and unpaid, but no one showed any remorse.	96
You should’ve heard the screams coming from my coworker about the caterpillar on him.	96